I am looking for some cheap camping supplies?

Question by Whytemeet: I am seeking for some cheap camping materials?
I am heading camping with an aged pal who I just found was acquiring an affair with my wife. He does not know I know about it but. I am searching for some low-cost camping supplies. I have the basic things: tent, sleeping bag, pillows, blankets, cooking supplies. I am seeking for chloroform, rope, shovel and a hunting rifle. I do not want to invest much cash so any suggestions would be valuable, thank you!

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Reply by Cableguy
DAMN did you invite the wife as well??/

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